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Post by Target on Oct 1, 2006 14:22:38 GMT 1
A blonde is driving down the road she sees a cop flashing his lights behind her. She pulls over. The cop comes up to her window and the blonde realizes that the cop is a blonde too. The cop says I need your driver's license and the blonde says, "What does it look like?" the cop replies, "It's square and has your picture on it." so the blonde searches through her purse and finds a mirror looks at it then gives it to the cop. The cop says, "Oh, ok I'm sorry I didn't know you were a cop too."
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Post by Novak on Oct 1, 2006 15:37:29 GMT 1
lol  Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A: Blow in her ear. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper |
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Post by Pug' on Oct 1, 2006 17:31:57 GMT 1
hahaha... very nice collection of jokes.
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Post by Target on Oct 3, 2006 13:29:24 GMT 1
LMAO Novak  |
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Post by Thorgal on Oct 3, 2006 22:36:28 GMT 1
nah dont say anythin i now i rock with paint  |
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Post by 2cool.be on Oct 4, 2006 7:22:49 GMT 1
Hahaha, nice hairjob dude |
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Post by Target on Oct 4, 2006 17:33:40 GMT 1
Nice indeed. LOL
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