Post by Novak on Aug 14, 2006 20:38:32 GMT 1
----it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his
wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM , all British women are asked to walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood
terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they
think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
all British women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
LAND OF HOPE & GLORY
wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM , all British women are asked to walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood
terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they
think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for
all British women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
LAND OF HOPE & GLORY
