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Post by Pug' on Apr 3, 2006 14:18:56 GMT 1
Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Post by 2cool.be on Apr 3, 2006 18:15:32 GMT 1
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !
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Post by Target on Apr 3, 2006 23:13:40 GMT 1
Mohahaha.
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Post by Edge-Cution on Apr 3, 2006 23:26:20 GMT 1
hmm that must be a scary thing iff something like that would happen
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Post by Pug' on Apr 3, 2006 23:37:00 GMT 1
i would cry...and maybe attempt to kill myself before he grasped hold of the lube.
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Post by Target on Apr 4, 2006 9:14:50 GMT 1
You dont need to lie pug, we know you would like it.
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Post by Pug' on Apr 4, 2006 10:35:24 GMT 1
haha
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Post by Edge-Cution on Apr 4, 2006 17:49:22 GMT 1
Would break the chair, and would run out off the house screaming like a little girl, (ow no wait my voice is to heavy for that), well run out off the house screaming.
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Post by Target on Apr 4, 2006 21:23:52 GMT 1
You will scream like a tiger with masturd in his ass
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Post by Edge-Cution on Apr 4, 2006 21:25:47 GMT 1
Yes something like that
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