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ghosts?
Dec 22, 2007 19:16:52 GMT 1
Post by NoiT on Dec 22, 2007 19:16:52 GMT 1
A professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
NoiT, way in the back raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The 1337 student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. As he reached the front of the room, the professor says, "Well, so tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
NoiT replied, "Gosh! From way back there I thought you said "Goats"!!
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ghosts?
Dec 23, 2007 13:02:07 GMT 1
Post by Target on Dec 23, 2007 13:02:07 GMT 1
LOLOL! Nice one dude
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ghosts?
Dec 23, 2007 15:21:52 GMT 1
Post by Novak on Dec 23, 2007 15:21:52 GMT 1
found a picture of you noit from 1981 haha only joking m8 i got my photoshop back
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ghosts?
Dec 23, 2007 22:03:51 GMT 1
Post by Target on Dec 23, 2007 22:03:51 GMT 1
Wow you almost fooled me there Novak, your PS skills are so good it looks real.
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Post by 2cool.be on Jan 2, 2008 9:52:01 GMT 1
LMFAO ... brilliant NoiT and Novak you rule man LOL
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Majkl
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Post by Majkl on Jan 8, 2008 9:15:33 GMT 1
ROFL Novak...again excelent work
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Post by Pug' on Jan 8, 2008 11:56:12 GMT 1
ha nice one.
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Post by Target on Jan 8, 2008 15:57:47 GMT 1
What do you mean? Everyone knows that NoiT was born with that face.
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ghosts?
Jan 11, 2008 20:59:48 GMT 1
Post by NoiT on Jan 11, 2008 20:59:48 GMT 1
as long i keep my goats to myself im happy. oh and Novak ure the shit!!!! damn i laughed hard
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