Cool Movie Quotes

[Goatboy]

I find that the best films are the ones I'm still quoting a week later. Obviously, comedy tends to be the most quoatable but that's not always the case, sometimes it's the disturbing dialogue you remember too;


"Listen kid, I'm not gonna bulls**t you, all right? I don't give a good f**k what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing to me to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get." -
Reservoir Dogs


"Oh, I'm crazy? Those ****in' hobbit movies were boring as hell. All it was, was a bunch of people walking, three movies of people walking to a ****in' volcano. Even the trees walked in those movies!" -
Clerks 2

(to see this Clerks 2 scene visit the YouTube link below - Parental Advisory: Explicit Language)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiXaV73_DL8


"Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whatever you want." -
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby


"Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it 'cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore." -
Napoleon Dynamite


"God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy s**t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pi**ed off!" -
Fight Club


"I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight." -
Empire Strikes Back


"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." -
Casino


"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see!" -
Full Metal Jacket


"What, you think yer s*** don't stink? -
There's Something About Mary

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Clarence Worley:

"Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?"

Elliot:

"What?"

Clarence Worley:

"I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?"

Elliot:

"No."

Clarence Worley:

"No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna f**k me? "

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Drexl Spivey:

"He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"

Marty:

"No man, It ain't white boy day. "

True Romance

[0]

Avi:

"Tony."

Bullet Tooth Tony:

"What?"

Avi:

"Look in the dog."

Bullet Tooth Tony:

"What do you mean, "Look in the dog"?"

Avi:

"I mean open him up."

Bullet Tooth Tony:

"That's a bit strong! It's not a f**king tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"? "

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Brick Top:

"You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together."

Sol:

"Would someone mind telling me, who are you?"

Brick Top:

"And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". "

Snatch

[0]

Zoë:

"How much ammo we got left?"

Jayne Cobb:

"Three full mags, and my swinging cod! "

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The Operative:

"Do you know what your sin is?"

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds:

"Aw hell, I'm a fan of all seven... but right now, I'm gonna have to go with Wrath."

Serenity

[0]

Ed:

"Any zombies out there?"

Shaun:

"Don't say that!"

Ed:

"What?"

Shaun:

"That!"

Ed:

"What?"

Shaun:

"The zed-word. Don't say it!"

Ed:

"Why not?"

Shaun:

"Because it's ridiculous!"

Ed:

"Well... are they any?"

Shaun:

[looking out the door mail slot, he sees an empty street]

" I don't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that."

Shaun:

[turns his head and sees a pack of zombies]

"Oh, no, wait, there they are."

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David:

"You still haven't met his mum?"

Shaun:

"Not yet!"

Philip:

"Don't you get on with your mum, Shaun?"

Shaun:

"It's not that I don't get on with her..."

David:

"Are you ashamed of your mum, Shaun?"

Shaun:

"No! I love my mum!"

Ed:

"I love his mum too."

Shaun:

"Ed!"

Ed:

[singing]

"She's like butter!"

Shaun:

"Ed! "

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Liz:

"You hang out with my friends? Sorry, a failed actress and a tw*t?"

Shaun:

"Well, that's a bit harsh."

Liz:

"Your words, Shaun!"

Shaun:

"I did NOT call Dianne a failed actress! "

Shaun of the Dead

[Novak]

these are from blazing saddles you got to see the film to apreceate it

Taggart: What do you want me to do sir?

Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.

[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?
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Lili Von Shtupp: Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?
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Taggart: I got it. I got it.

Hedley Lamarr: You do?

Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.

Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...

Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?

Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.

Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

[Goatboy]

"1st Interviewer: Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?
Spud: No! Uh. Yes. Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative and that like.
1st Interviewer: But you were referred here by the department of employment, there was no need for you to get your "foot in the door," as you put it.
Spud: Ehhh... cool. Whatever you say, I'm sorry. You're the man. The dude in the chair.
2nd Interviewer: Mr. Murphy, what attracts you to the leisure industry?
Spud: In a word: pleasure. It's like, my pleasure in other people's leisure."
Trainspotting


"They got room for you at the booty house, you ever been to the booty house. Big boys have you grab you ankles"
Training Day


"I hope bestiality is legal in Amsterdam, because that girl's a f**kin' hog."
Hostel


"Remember my dear, I can smell a lie like a fart in a car."
Pump Up The Volume


"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight."
Withnail and I


"[after being strip-searched]
Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
Hockney: Is it Friday already?"
The Usual Suspects